Simon says…(again)…

Words of wisdom from a four year old

Me: “Simon! Stop flopping around your Leapster case! And stop flopping around your Leapster! If you break it, you’re not getting another one! That is an expensive piece of electrical equipment!”
Simon: “But it has a light on it.”

Simon (to Mali): “I can break your leg because there is no glue on it.”

Me: “I don’t want to hear the word kill! Killing is not a game!”
Simon: “Well…checkers is a game.”

Simon: “Don’t make me pretend to shine this flashlight in your eye!”

Simon: “My head feels weird. It feels like juice.”

Simon: “How long until I grow up?”
Mali: “About 14 years.”
Simon (pounds table): “14 years! That’s way too many days!!”

Me (yelling at the uncooperative microwave): “I don’t know what’s wrong!”
Simon: “I know what’s wrong. You can’t be angry every single day mommy.”

Brian (my husband): “Goodnight Bud. I’ll see you in the morning.”
Simon: “I’ll see you in the morning. I’ll let you live.”

8 thoughts on “Simon says…(again)…

  1. Hilarious. My little boy is not that verbal yet, but I am sure we will get there. However, I used to think it would be interesting if I knew what my dog was thinking- then I decided against that!


  2. Ha, he sounds like he’s too smart for his own good! I love his comment about how long it will take to grow up! And I can sure relate to the “You can’t be angry every single day Mommy” remark–my 15 year old says that to me too!!!


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