My Stalker Loves Me!

Love is not a dozen roses…or a 4 carat conflict-free diamond……but can be expressed with a Sharpie and a sheet of Bounty…(thoughtful and recyclable)

With(out) his permission, I’m sharing Brian’s gifts of love with you.

 Before the marriage contract…

I, Brian J. Thompson Jr., being sound mind, do hereby relinquish all olives, pickles & cucumber that may cross my path during my relationship with Lonna Cottrell.

From the only vegetarian that HATES vegetables.

Once, when I had a cold…

Lately, they began appearing attached to my salads.



Now it appears he has temporarily shed the napkin writing and branched out.

Does your stalker love you?


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